Currently Listening Purple Onion By Les Claypool, Frog Brigade see related

Post!

Okay fuckers. Here's what you wanted. I'm Posting okay! Jesus, enough with the pressure!........ Anyone........ Hello?......... Anyone...... wanna pressure me just a little? I'm still alive you know.... right?......... Shit.

Fine! Assholes. What's happend?

Well I moved, for one. I live with my buddy Ben. Laid back as I am, and as much a slob as I am. good thing we have a dishwasher.

I chopped my hair off, what with Shawn accusing me of copying him, and you guys back in Belleville copying us, and since it was more or less for the women in my life, and now I have none, It's time to go back to having easy hair to deal with. Cause I'm not lazy, I just don't have time.

I'm kitchen manager now. And I'm not even a drug addict. Is that allowed? Anyways, it's a lot of work, especially for a kitchen that had a very loose idea of inventory and shit before I came on, I have to build systems from the ground up. And cost everything........ fuck. All you guys who work in kitchens that are francises, you're lucky. this is all done for you... Never ever wish a costing project on anyone.

And I lost my axe, some crack whore bitch my old room mate took it, Along with a whole bunch of DVDs and video games. Don't worry Shawn, Castlevania SON survived... only to be stepped on by my new room mates 5 year old Daughter..... shit. Don't worry, I got a new copy, off E-bay. Cause I remember it's still your game. But fuck that is expensive.

What else........ Uhhh, shit not much else. Staff party tonight, think I shall get nicely tanked.. and not sleep with any of the really hot chicks that I work with, cause I'm the boss, and that would get me fired.... shitty eh?

I don't know if I can promise to update this regularily. I don't really have time, and since I am so busy, nothing really happens anyway, nothing worth writing about. But I'll try to update more than once a year. Deal?

And Shawn..... we gotta get together, I have Christmas presents for you.. the dollar store was nuts on boxing day, you better appreciated! Bitch.

Till next time. West siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied out!

Currently Listening Demon Days By Gorillaz see related

So, here we are, the land of Vancouver. Down on the Eeeeeast side Bitcheses! Been living with guys for a good long time, and I do have something to say..

Women, for the most part, need to learn how to chill out. Now... maybe I have just been living with crazy women recently.. But I can only judge based on what I know. And womens is uptight about shit. Now, I am sure there are some girls out there who are more laid back than some girls out there. But I think most of you will agree... girls need to just let things slide. A guy would never leave a stupid little note on the fridge reminding another guy that he forgot to rinse out his glass, and how it would be greatly appreciated if he could do that in the future. Or a note asking if he could leave the bathroom a little more tidy by hanging up the floor mat.

So that brings me to my next question... Why? Why can guys let things slide... while girls have to focus on every little detail? What happend in our past evolution, to make women like the way they are, and us guys the way we are?

Maybe women just have more time to bitch about stuff while waiting for our dinner to cook. (Yeah I said it)

Currently Listening With Teeth By Nine Inch Nails see related

You ever work so much, you forget to eat, and then people comment on how much weight you're losing because you work all day, and sleep when you're not working? Yeah... people say I look good, but I feel like crap, no energy. I'll be glad when people get back from their vacations. Then I can have some real days off.

Then... DRINKING WITH THE ROOM MATES! It's a fucken war zone here, don't enter my house without a cup, and eye protection. You will be shot! All your base are belong to us!

Hoe-lee-shit! Wow, what a party... I think....... Yeah it probably was a good party, though I spent most of it on the bathroom floor, assuring people that I wasn't dead. Cause I wasn't. I don't feel all that great today... but such is the price you pay for drinking garlic powder in your shots. Ieeeeee. Anyways, I think I need to drink some more water, and maybe eat some actual food, instead of dry toast.... I'll be fine..... maybe... probably....

We have to make this a yearly occasion! Nicholasmassnessfest! 2007!! More drunker than ever before!!! YEAH!.... well, maybe not... I think we needed more nudity of the female persuasion... That would have made it way betterer. But, well, maybe there was... I didn't see much of what happend after 9pm..... Aaaaaaaanyways, Time to go, let my brother use his computer, and maybe actually get some fud in me. LATERS!